Birthday past

My brother in Law sent me a great birthday cadr for my birthday on Wednesday.

it reads as follows (hint- read right to the end)

(outside of Card)

One night I had a dream in which God and i were walking along a beach that represented all the things that had happened to me in my life.

I looked back at the footprints we’d left in the sand and noticed that in many places that had been sad, or trying times, there was only one set of footprints.

I looked to God and said ” I see that whenever I was at a low point there are only one set of footprints in the sand. were they the times you carried me until I was strong enough to walk aagain?”

God smiles and said “My child, you only see one set of footprints in the sand because at those times…

(turn to inside of card)

…I went for a pint and a kebab, your moaning was getting right on my tits.”